WHY HELLO, HOLIDAY BLOAT
It’s that time of year again!
Where good food and stretchy pants come together to have a good time. The desserts, mashed potatoes, meats, snacks, tasty treats, cookies, lounge chairs, second helpings, deviled eggs, couches, ahhh… it’s glorious.
But ya know what’s not a good time? Yeah, you do… feeling sluggish, having a bloated stomach, soreness because of gluten if you’re sensitive, and oh the sugar crashes (or gateway weekend on the road to addiction is more like it). Go ahead and multiply that if you’re required to attend more than one dinner event.
Those parts are no fun.
BUT YA KNOW WHAT!? This year you get to do something super simple and easy about it.
SKIP THE HOLIDAY BLOAT
Instead of feeling like crap the days following Thanksgiving (or any holiday thereafter reading this post), you’re going to be one of the ones feeling less bloated, more energized, and with a much easier time getting back into your normal routine.
How? With The Holiday Bloat Buster: A Recovery Juice Kickstart
(before you skip on or eye-roll about the work, hear me out)
You won’t be spending hours in the kitchen.
You won’t be spending your time in the bathroom (this is not a cleanse).
You won’t be trying to drink juice as fast as you can so it doesn’t spoil.
You won’t be wasting more produce than the juice you got out of what you bought.
You won’t be struggling after holiday meals ever again.
Your first Holiday Bloat Buster will be live, and then you’ll have lifetime access to everything.
WHAT THIS DOES MEAN IS…
You don’t have to wait until the holidays are over to figure out how to get rid of that holiday bloat!
And, you’ll be able to use this same method over and over and over again.
None of this Juice Kickstart includes the following “tips” from other posts you may have seen on the internet: “stick to just veggies, workout the day before, of, and after, choose a smaller plate, skip the desserts, eat before you go (who wants to do that?!), skip the carbs, etc.” I mean seriously, the holidays only come around once a year! Who really wants to do any of those things? Not me, and I’m guessing, neither do you.
The Holiday Bloat Buster Kickstart gets you prepped and ready with juice before the holiday even begins so once dinner is over you’ll be able to dive into your juices right away to kickstart feeling like yourself quicker than normal.
Won’t the juices be bad you ask? Ah my friend, no. Not the way we do it.
We do things in a very specific, precise, and scientific way that will get you the most juice out of your produce, reduce the waste, improve taste and longevity, and there’s no special equipment besides a juicer and blender needed.
THIS IS DEFINITELY FOR YOU IF…
- You’re on a specific diet most days for an ailment such as cancer, diabetes, celiac, keto, etc.
- You tend to feel really sluggish, tired, or have a bloated stomach after holiday feasts
- You’re sensitive to some foods (but are saying screw it and enjoying yourself for one day) and want them out of your body a little quicker
- You usually stay away from heavy sugars in your day to day diet, and really don’t want a sugar crash
- You typically eat a low carb diet and want to counter its bloatiness in your body
- You have a juice and a blender
GET RIGHT BACK TO YOUR NORMAL
We should be able to enjoy a delicious holiday meal with our loved ones, and not have to pay as hard for it later. I mean all this is dependent on what you partake in, of course, all within reason. But, if you want and need, to feel the best after the holidays, especially if you’re a caretaker, or on a specific diet to heal from cancer, diabetes, dietary sensitivities, or anything in between, I’m sure you feel the same.
I have a family member who is working towards healing his cancer naturally, another with IBS, another with diabetes, one with gluten sensitivities, and I myself struggle with heavy dairy and low-quality wheat.
Life after holiday feasts has never been the same. They’ve been better!
Collectively as a family, and now some friends and other clients have joined in, we kick off the Holiday Bloat Blaster the week before Thanksgiving, so once it’s over, there’s nothing to do but enjoy your juices.
JOIN US, WE BEGIN NOVEMBER 18TH!
Still not sure if this is for you (I promise it is)? That’s ok, I’ve created a page just for you which outlines all the details of the Kickstart, including dates, cost, and the live chats we’ll be doing during it all.
Head here to the Holiday Bloat Blaster Page to get registered because we go live, November 18th! This can definitely be more fun with friends (share the load), so please share it out after you’ve signed up!
Can’t wait to see you there!
Many Blessings,
